The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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