my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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