I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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