My nipple is on Facebook.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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