They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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