She announced her abortion via fbk
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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