And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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