There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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