just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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