Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
She needs sedatives and a leash
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I just want to make out with him forever
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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