so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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