You can't special order awesome
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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