You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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