That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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