Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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