It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
