Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Randomize
