I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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