I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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