bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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