Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
