It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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