Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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