No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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