When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My vagina is officially offended.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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