She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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