You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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