Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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