the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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