thus making me awesome and them whores
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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