She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
