Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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