The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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