I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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