i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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