I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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