I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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