you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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