I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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