There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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