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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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