Your tits are I can't wait for
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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