At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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