did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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