im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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