dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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