She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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