I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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