YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
