tell your sister to shave her snatch
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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