i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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