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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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