Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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