Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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